Zilla running down flyballs now that would be something to see, picking up and putting down those size sixteen Tokyo destroyers. Infield is were you go when you cant run anymore, kinda like a outfielder retirement home. Just stand around and wait until someone hits it to you, throw it to first, repeat..., go sit in the dugout eat dried mangos and jerky.

Dried mangos, brown sugar beef jerky, and Red Bull!! Yikes..if you add a slow burning fuse, that's a recipe for a home made bomb. Good thing there are no smokers on the team.